>>21892989Though outwardly there may appear little difference between the two, the Common Braphog, or, gluteus fartalix, is more often sighted and may have a more pleasing shape, yet to its detriment often prizes itself above its class, displaying its meaty rear as if it were a Club Thot or even a more highly sought out E-Girl.
The Slampig, or blubbadonk slutulous, on the other hand, is no less in number though it tends to stay more in its burrow, and lives the kind of lifestyle the Braphog promises yet fails to deliver, namely licking testicles and throating penises, its mighty stores of fat set jiggling as it mates with vivacity.
