I keep dreaming of leading a harem of big tittied women in stretches and early morning warm up exercises. Every time I have the dream a tall blond girl with an extra round face from my highschool asks if I’m short because I’m 5 ft 7 in. Except she always says 5ft 5in. I always reply that I’m not short I’m the economy model and the entire room laughs and it screws up their form for the rest of the exercise. I then have to go physically correct every women’s form and I swear they make mistakes just to make me correct them.

I imagine that’s what It would be like conquering another nation.