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>Be me
>Be a weird and sociopathic human being
>Have a mum with the most perfect, round, jiggly breasts ever that I am obsessed with to the point of dreaming about it at night
>Her face is a bit butterface (sorry mum) but jesus christ those fat tits
>Have a fucked up plan to get closer to her
>She has an instagram she barely uses so start showing her memes and stuff she'd find funny and show her pages she'd like
> Gets to the point over a couple of weeks where she's showing me stuff she finds funny and enjoys
>Plans going well so initiate the next step which is to create a fake account, gain a decent amount of followers and then accept the follow request by going on her computer
>It's a slightly younger attainable attractive male (35) and she's twice divorced so getting her responsive is not hard
>Getting her to send anything provocative takes way more time than it was worth but two months later kaboom
The spoils of war and my jerk off material until my next endeavour with another relative or old schoolmate. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
