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>tfw had an ex with this same body type as OP
>wide ass, short hair, small tits
>thought it was gonna be great
>consistently the worst lay of my life
I think it's ruined this type of body for me. Been with some other short hair/wide ass girls but this one ex just soured the experience for me.
>would start and stop blowing me in 20 second intervals to catch her breath
>meaning head never went anywhere, and if I got close to nutting she would stop and hop on it instead, meaning instead of a nice blowjob I now gotta start fucking when I'm 90% of the way there
>pillow princess + not sensitive at all, getting her to cum was like playing DJ spin the clit with 5 turntables, no mixer and one hand
>would berate me post-nut if she didn't get off, at the point where I'd been fucking for so long and delayed so many times that I just wanted to go to bed
I'm still stuck with the thought of what if I wasn't giving it my all, then we broke up and my next ex would cum in 5 minutes of literally any angle, just hit the G spot and wait for the spastic leg kicks to start.