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/gaygen/ Gay General: the Trixie and Katya show Edition

Michael !!+p7orYuvRTo Fri 16 Feb 2018 00:29:14 No.9567776 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9567834 >>9567871 >>9568561 >>9572997 >>9573207 >>9573639 >>9573702 >>9573760

Last thread: >>9562970

Discord links are against the rules.

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 00:51:26 No.9567834 Report

Quoted By: >>9567838

>>9567776
>tfw bf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 00:53:21 No.9567838 Report

Quoted By: >>9567842 >>9567854 >>9567857 >>9567871 >>9568092 >>9568241 >>9568326

>>9567834
Lucky you. I lost the genetic lottery.

Doesn't help that I don't give a fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 00:55:05 No.9567842 Report

Quoted By:

>>9567838
Keep in mind that's one shot. No angles. No pretend bullshit. Just me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 00:58:41 No.9567854 Report

Quoted By: >>9567861

>>9567838
>I lost the genetic lottery.
Probably would be cute if you could figure how fork put downs.

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 00:59:04 No.9567857 Report

Quoted By: >>9567861

>>9567838
I wouldn't say that, you have a cute face. If you lost some weight itd make your features more defined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:00:32 No.9567861 Report

Quoted By:

>>9567854
>>9567857
Yeah. I was on the worst fucking pill for like six years. Constantly hungry. Losing weight now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:00:40 No.9567866 Report

Quoted By: >>9567873 >>9567880 >>9568233 >>9568580

>cute guy working out at my gym
>crush on him from a distance
>talk to him now and again
>gain confidence and decide to test waters
>he wore shorts today
>has only one leg

I'm worried if I start hitting on him now he'll think I'm a creepy fetishist

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:01:17 No.9567871 Report

Quoted By: >>9567880 >>9567894

>>9567838
Turn the fucking hat to the front
>>9567776
Trixie out of drag is my husbando

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:02:07 No.9567873 Report

Quoted By: >>9567912 >>9567963

>>9567866
Start with coffee.
Also how the fuck did you not know he's missing a leg?

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:03:26 No.9567880 Report

Quoted By:

>>9567871
Yeah he's been good looking out of drag

>>9567866
Ask if he wants to play hopscotch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:05:40 No.9567890 Report

Quoted By: >>9567908 >>9567942 >>9568194 >>9568227

Poof, your bf now has a scent fetish and so wants you to rub against him and cum on him marking him as your property.
He deeply enjoys your smell and often tries to effectively inhale you and cant hold back little pleasured moans
What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:06:50 No.9567894 Report

Quoted By:

>>9567871
Never ever. Fuck that.

I'd rather be single.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:10:28 No.9567908 Report

Quoted By: >>9567942

>>9567890
Get hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:11:55 No.9567912 Report

Quoted By: >>9567963

>>9567873
robot leg obviously. looks exactly the same as a real leg under baggy pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:19:30 No.9567932 Report

Quoted By: >>9567942 >>9567963 >>9568070

Can gay men be incel?

Delta !8J2oC/F356

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Delta !8J2oC/F356 Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:23:49 No.9567942 Report

Quoted By: >>9567957

>>9567890
>>9567908
desu

>>9567932
myeah...

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

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RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:29:27 No.9567957 Report

Quoted By:

>>9567942

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:30:44 No.9567963 Report

Quoted By: >>9568022 >>9568023

>>9567873
He's got one of those prosthetics that is shaped like a leg if that makes sense.

>Start with coffee
It won't seem like I'm only showing interest in him after I've learned he has a prosthetic? That's honestly what I'm worried about most.I know it's weird, but still.

>>9567912
This pretty much. He's always been in pants until now. That, and I was mostly looking elsewhere when we talked.

>>9567932
Living proof right here.

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:56:11 No.9568022 Report

Quoted By: >>9568230

>>9567963
I wouldn't sweat it. He's probably straight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 01:56:26 No.9568023 Report

Quoted By: >>9568230

>>9567963
I am incel too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 02:14:33 No.9568070 Report

Quoted By: >>9568121

>>9567932
I'm incel because I can't find a boyfriend and I work too much to leave my house and the industry I work in is very homophobic, hoping this all changes when I go to college..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 02:17:31 No.9568082 Report

Quoted By: >>9568100 >>9568122

Is it possible to make yourself be attracted to a guy you're not attracted to very much?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 02:20:07 No.9568092 Report

Quoted By:

>>9567838

look like future school shooter desu

also...
>666x666

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 02:22:04 No.9568100 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568082

Yeah, when you spend time with him and realize he's a really good person who will cherish you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 02:28:21 No.9568121 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568070
But are you a virgin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 02:28:24 No.9568122 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568082
Yeah. Just wait until he falls for someone else.

Senpai !A5XcGnQtZI

Senpai !A5XcGnQtZI Fri 16 Feb 2018 02:44:23 No.9568194 Report

Quoted By:

>>9567890

Pull his face into my pit

Murt

Murt Fri 16 Feb 2018 02:46:05 No.9568204 Report

Quoted By:

A performance I did about the cognitive dissonance in our lives and how we ignore it. What do you all think? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HuBSCSzrKE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 02:52:31 No.9568227 Report

Quoted By:

>>9567890
proceed as required duh
piss on him for good measure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 02:54:07 No.9568230 Report

Quoted By: >>9568362

>>9568022
Yeah, you're probably right. I guess I got my hopes up because the last time we talked before today, he offered me his number and said we should work out or something sometime

>mfw I suggested jogging as an activity because I'm looking for a running buddy

>>9568023
Because of awkwardness or some other reason? I'm normally really shy when it comes to approaching people. This guy I mentioned talked to me first, even.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 02:54:44 No.9568233 Report

Quoted By: >>9568253

>>9567866
>this guy only has one leg
>reeee
>he'll think im a cREEEp
Have you considered treating him like he's a normal human being?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 02:56:18 No.9568241 Report

Quoted By: >>9568297

>>9567838
JUGGALOS FOR LYFE WOOP WOOP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 03:00:59 No.9568253 Report

Quoted By: >>9568289 >>9568341

>>9568233
It didn't start worrying me until a friend that was with me said that the guy is probably going to think I have some kind of fetish for amputation and get creeped out if I start hitting on him now. I'm a kind of anxious person so I'm over thinking everything. Stuff like that makes me paranoid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 03:09:00 No.9568289 Report

Quoted By: >>9573360

>>9568253
Tell your friend people think he's a dipshit. He wont have to worry like you do though because it's not a false statement

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 03:10:30 No.9568297 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568241
i knew i wasn't the only one who was thinking that lol. whoop whoop senpai!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 03:14:30 No.9568317 Report

Quoted By: >>9568335

I haven't heard from him in a little while and he doesn't respond to my texts, so I think it's fair to assume that he's not interested. I'm gonna give him a chance to speak for himself but to be honest I think the best move here is to just cut it if he's gonna be like this. It's too bad but it is what it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 03:15:32 No.9568326 Report

Quoted By:

>>9567838
magic magic ninja whaat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 03:16:34 No.9568335 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568317
Do you guys think that he might legitimately have some shit going on in his life and that I'm jumping the gun by making that assumption?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 03:18:03 No.9568341 Report

Quoted By: >>9573360

>>9568253
They wont think you're creepy unless you're actively trying to see their stump or you want their stump in your ass or some shit. Just talk to them like you did before, dont ignore the stump but don't make it the focus of your attention either.

People who havedisabilities or lost limbs just want to be treated like normal people

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 03:22:33 No.9568362 Report

Quoted By: >>9573360

>>9568230
>he offered me his number and said we should work out or something sometime
I take it back. Maybe he does want the d.
Go for it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 03:26:43 No.9568378 Report

Quoted By: >>9568416 >>9568476 >>9569952

I just can't stop thinking of him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 03:37:54 No.9568416 Report

Quoted By: >>9569952

>>9568378
.... but does he think about you tho?

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 03:52:57 No.9568476 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568378
Death is the only way out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 03:57:31 No.9568498 Report

Quoted By:

I just can't stop thinking of him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:05:11 No.9568527 Report

Quoted By: >>9568614 >>9568640

is it wrong that the majority of the reason I'm working out/eating right every day and trying to get fit is to get a bf and the majority of the reason I want a bf is because I want us to be exclusive and get tested/get on prep so I can get my asshole pounded raw and hard and filled full of cum on the regular?

like i started getting fit and stuff just to be happier and more confident and whatever.. but then at some point along the way it actually worked, but all my happier-ness and more confidence have gotten me is more horny coupled with a complete disinterest in using my perfectly good dildo or settling for hookups.

personally, it all seems fine and reasonable... but it's not something I would tell my mother...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:13:54 No.9568561 Report

Quoted By:

>>9567776

discord links are only against the rules as advertising. they arent something 4chan seems smily about but a discord in the OP of a general seems to be working for other threads?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:20:42 No.9568580 Report

Quoted By: >>9568600

>>9567866
>has only one leg

All the easier to rape.

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

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RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:25:30 No.9568600 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568580

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:25:34 No.9568601 Report

Quoted By: >>9568611

>cute guy working out at my gym
>crush on him from a distance
>talk to him now and again
>gain confidence and decide to test waters
>he didn't wear a hat today
>has bald head

I'm worried if I start hitting on him now he'll think I'm a creepy fetishist

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:28:25 No.9568611 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568601
OR he'll be open to your advances bc he knows you've seen him without a hat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:29:02 No.9568614 Report

Quoted By: >>9568625 >>9568634

>>9568527
Naw it's pretty normal to get hornier when you're fit.
I mean what's the point of doing thousands of squats and building a great ass if it's not going to get destroyed on the regular?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:33:17 No.9568625 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568614
too true. it's the thought that keeps me going.

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:35:21 No.9568634 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568614
My bf is all over my ass especially after leg day
I'd say this statement is partially true though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:36:36 No.9568640 Report

Quoted By: >>9568659 >>9569239

>>9568527
>want to eat right
>there's nothing but miscellaneous junk food in my house
>too cheap to go out and buy food for myself
>too lazy to be bothered to ask parents to do so
>tfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:41:22 No.9568659 Report

Quoted By: >>9568681

>>9568640
I just started off counting calories.
look up how many calories you should be eating a day to lose weight, and try keeping your calories that low only on junk food.

after about a week of feeling like you're starving to death you'll be begging for a pile of low-cal vegetables so you can feel full again.

or more likely youll give up after 10 minutes and start stuffing your fat piggy face like the waste of human flesh that you are.
you make me fucking sick you slob, now bend over and spread those fat cheeks. show me your sloppy piggy hole.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:45:12 No.9568677 Report

Quoted By: >>9568772 >>9568812 >>9569534

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 04:46:56 No.9568681 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568659
>show me your sloppy piggy hole

OH YES DADDY

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 05:20:40 No.9568772 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568677
Fuck I love that view.
The only think better is fucking a really skinny guy and lastly setting thier stomach bulge.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 05:33:37 No.9568799 Report

Quoted By: >>9568818 >>9568855 >>9568903 >>9568907

>talking with handsome colleague
>subject turns to gym & exercise
>start discussing fitness and lifting
>"haha yeah whenever I argue with my gf I always go to the gym to let out some steam"
>mfw
Why do straights have to bring their heterosexuality into every convo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 05:38:19 No.9568812 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568677
s-stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 05:41:23 No.9568818 Report

Quoted By: >>9568861

>>9568799
because you won't stop hitting on them, you dirty little slut.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 05:41:51 No.9568821 Report

Quoted By: >>9568855 >>9568878

is his nose too wide?

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 05:52:34 No.9568855 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568799
Same reason fags do it.

>>9568821
I don't think so..fits his face at least

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 05:53:20 No.9568861 Report

Quoted By: >>9568910

>>9568818
I'm a pure Christian boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 05:57:28 No.9568878 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568821
No, your nose is fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:03:30 No.9568898 Report

Quoted By: >>9568924

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQVb6Cd-w8s
Now I know why so many gays are addicted to meth. I wanna be degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:05:11 No.9568903 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568799
Most people bring their sexuality to the conversation, either occasionally or constantly, regardless of their orientation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:06:55 No.9568907 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568799
Because people feel the need to announce when they're in a relationship because it makes them feel more accomplished about having a bf/gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:07:49 No.9568910 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568861
why do you have to bring your religion into every convo, you dirty little slut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:13:08 No.9568924 Report

Quoted By: >>9568933

>>9568898
I'm not watching that video.
I did meth in college(with my straight friends).
Meth is gross, I don't miss it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:14:59 No.9568933 Report

Quoted By: >>9568956

>>9568924
I wanna try it but I have no friends to hook me up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:21:57 No.9568956 Report

Quoted By: >>9568975

>>9568933
weed and hallucinogens are more fun

ive done pretty much everything(several times), and those are the only things I miss and actually plan on doing again someday(i needed a break)

the only thing you get out of doing meth is the ability to say "i did meth", and very few people will be impressed by that. like there was this one time when i was doing AA for probation after a DUI and I told a bunch of middle aged alcoholics about every drug I had done and about how meth made me so fucking paranoid that I was hearing voices and had barricaded myself into my apartment, and they thought that was hilarious and I was basically the entertainment for the night.. but I could have easily done without that.

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:26:07 No.9568969 Report

Quoted By: >>9568976 >>9568984

>order Chinese on grubhub
>leave no tip on app bc I prefer to give them cash in person
>restaurant delivers themselves instead of grubhub
>old Chinese man asks about a tip right away
>samueljacksoneyes.jpg
>yeah no tip, it's not customary to ask about the tip either you fucking asshole
>slam door on his face
>put mine back in pocket

Wtf is with Chinese people?? I was banned from a Chinese restaurant for the same fucking reason

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:28:16 No.9568975 Report

Quoted By: >>9568996 >>9569018

>>9568956
I wanna try chemsex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:29:08 No.9568976 Report

Quoted By: >>9568987

>>9568969
It's arrogance associated with the peaceful, non-threatening rise of China

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:30:43 No.9568984 Report

Quoted By: >>9568987

>>9568969
what alternate universe do you live in?
every chinese place i've ever been to the people act really confused when you leave a tip like it's completely unexpected, and every Chinese delivery driver acts so overjoyed and astonished like he's going to light an incense stick in his shrine and wish a thousand blessings from buddah upon me whenever I give him a tip.

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:32:40 No.9568987 Report

Quoted By: >>9569008

>>9568976
Fuck em

>>9568984
Idk must be the Los Angeles air

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:37:34 No.9568996 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568975
yeah, well.. that seems like a great idea on paper, but something ive learned from fucking with my brain chemistry is that your mind/body dont actually do well with that much fucking dopamine. "feeling too good" quickly turns into feeling like fucking hot goddamn garbage.
maintaining a sane baseline of happiness and goddamn fucking SANITY, is actually a fuckton more satisfying.

but, that's probably something you have to learn on your own from fucking up your life.

so, you have fun with that, and if you're lucky you'll end up like me. a loser who is like a decade behind everyone else because he wanted to chase "new experiences".
and if you're not lucky.. well.. you will make people happy when they laugh at your time-line of "faces of meth" mugshots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:44:18 No.9569008 Report

Quoted By: >>9569017

>>9568987
ah, east coast. I live in the midwest.
I think you must get the "established" entitled americanized chinese, while we get the human trafficked ones who are being forced to live in someone's basement until they can pay off their families mob debts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:45:03 No.9569010 Report

Quoted By: >>9569015 >>9569053 >>9569534

cute homosexual public Dominant bedroom submissive bottom looking for attractive homosexual public submissive bedroom dominant top bf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:47:46 No.9569015 Report

Quoted By: >>9569051

>>9569010
any guy who calls himself cute (or attractive, hot, handsome, etc..) instantly turns me off completely.

motherfucker, I'm the one who decides if you're fucking cute or not. don't tell me what I think.

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:49:38 No.9569017 Report

Quoted By: >>9569023

>>9569008
West coast

>human traffic chinamen

A few years ago some bakery was shut down for human trafficking lol. Was a bunch of Asians

Also
>tfw there is no pow in this kung pao
Fuck this place

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:50:04 No.9569018 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568975

I can be very difficult to cum and even get hard on stims.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:52:37 No.9569023 Report

Quoted By: >>9569029

>>9569017
east.. west... it's late and i need to be in bed.

I havn't had any take-out anything in like 2 years. I can't afford that many calories, I just make my own food all the time now.

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:56:16 No.9569029 Report

Quoted By: >>9569049

>>9569023
>take out

I don't like doing it either but was in a bind.
I'm at work and I didn't have time to prep my meals the other day.
Never ordering from that bullshit useless opium den of an establishment anymorw thats for fuckin sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 06:59:07 No.9569036 Report

Quoted By: >>9569043

anyone bored?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:01:57 No.9569043 Report

Quoted By: >>9569066

>>9569036
boring people are

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:05:04 No.9569047 Report

Quoted By: >>9569058

Anyone here play pokemon go?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:07:02 No.9569049 Report

Quoted By: >>9569061

>>9569029
the majority of my ""meals"" these days consist of cottage cheese and honey(with a scoop of protein powder mixed in for after workouts).... and high fiber cereal... and then one actual random meal, which I prepare about once a week and eat leftovers from every day... pretty easy to deal with. maybe someday I'll do the whole meal prep thing and be super efficient. but at the moment, naaah.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:08:10 No.9569051 Report

Quoted By: >>9569053

>>9569015
>actually posting this instead of considering if anyone cares about your narcissism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:09:17 No.9569053 Report

Quoted By: >>9569068

>>9569051
you linked the wrong post, friend >>9569010

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:12:18 No.9569058 Report

Quoted By: >>9569060 >>9569061

>>9569047
>never played any pokemon game or watched the cartoons or anything
>still have no idea what this shit is after several decades

i feel like an alien

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:13:57 No.9569060 Report

Quoted By: >>9569075

>>9569058
Are you like 60?

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:15:58 No.9569061 Report

Quoted By: >>9569075

>>9569049
>cottage cheese
I wish I liked it bc the macros are so good. The stuff makes me gag and I can't do it lol

>meal prep

I hate doing it, but it only takes about two hours out of my week and I'm able to prep about 12 meals.

>high fiber cereal

Is it kosha?

>>9569058

I played blue/red and silver/gold
Pokemon stadium on n64 as well
I watched the show and still have my old cards.
Pogo is fun but I don't like the human interaction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:21:57 No.9569066 Report

Quoted By: >>9569075

>>9569043
I know you are but what am I

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:24:58 No.9569068 Report

Quoted By:

>>9569053
>linking your reply to my original post

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:29:43 No.9569075 Report

Quoted By: >>9569080 >>9569088

>>9569060
35
it got popular right around when I was graduating high school

>>9569061
I thought I hated it for years because I tried it once as a kid and gagged. but i fucking love it now, I have to buy 3 large tubs of it at a time because I go through it so fast.

and I love cooking big meals, but planning everything out in little packages and shit.. meh...

nah, it's just walmart brand frosted shredded wheat and raisin bran mixed together... i had to switch to the walmart brand because, again, i go through it so fast... also it's not bad at all.

and honestly, that pokemon shit is jibberish to me

>>9569066
boring

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:32:12 No.9569080 Report

Quoted By:

>>9569075
pff

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:37:20 No.9569083 Report

Quoted By: >>9569088 >>9569095

I will be engaging in a 'first date' soon. Approximately how much physical contact is appropriate? Is it appropriate to perform the 'fellatio' if requested?

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:39:46 No.9569088 Report

Quoted By: >>9569100

>>9569075
>peewee quote
>times infinity
I quote big adventure almost everyday

>planning portions

That's the easy part, actually doing it is what takes forever

>Wal-Mart
Anon no..

>>9569083
Don't say fellatio there are kids about

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:44:10 No.9569095 Report

Quoted By:

>>9569083
uhh.. well if your date is a completely oblivious retard like me, then don't try and "request" to perform fellatio by picking up a dirty chess piece off the public board at the coffee shop, that the homeless people use, dunk it into your water to "clean" it, and then suck on it """seductively""".. because then he will totally ruin the mood by asking you what the fuck you are doing... and then you will get upset and go home and never talk to him again and he will figure out what the fuck you were doing like 2 days later and feel like a fucking idiot for missing out on a chance at his first bj.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:48:48 No.9569100 Report

Quoted By: >>9569108

>>9569088
hey now, I'm from the midwest.. don't be talking bad about walmurrica.

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 07:52:50 No.9569108 Report

Quoted By:

>>9569100
A really good friend of mine is from Rockford and she doesn't go to that hellhole.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 09:04:25 No.9569218 Report

Quoted By: >>9569273 >>9569534 >>9569748 >>9570144

>talk a bit
>he sends face pictures
>he's butt ugly
>what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 09:10:48 No.9569239 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568640
never gonna make it

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 09:21:04 No.9569273 Report

Quoted By: >>9569357

>>9569218
Let him down gently if you aren't into him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 09:52:57 No.9569357 Report

Quoted By: >>9569425

>>9569273
as in ghosting him?

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 10:32:33 No.9569425 Report

Quoted By:

>>9569357
Up to you anon...or you can say that you aren't attracted to him. You can't always run away from that kind of thing. If you were him wouldn't you want the guy to tell you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 10:38:00 No.9569436 Report

Quoted By: >>9569487

when did you guys decide you like cock? Was it that lollipop you sucked off? was it that icey pole you deep throated?

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 11:09:30 No.9569487 Report

Quoted By:

>>9569436

>decide

I didn't decide anything, however, I did realize it once I reached the sixth grade. It was the first time I was in a locker room with other boys. I would always try to look around and stare at the other boys at the corner of my eye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 11:43:44 No.9569534 Report

Quoted By: >>9569905

>>9568677
>low-key ask for sauce

>>9569010
>cute
prove it

>>9569218
go for it and be the hot one in the relationship for once

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 13:33:12 No.9569748 Report

Quoted By:

>>9569218
Ask for ass or dick pics. There's gotta be a silver lining.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 15:09:19 No.9569905 Report

Quoted By: >>9569945

>>9569534
>prove you're cute to anonymous strangers on a tawainese pro hopscotch forum

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 15:30:29 No.9569945 Report

Quoted By: >>9570199

>>9569905
He's right though. I can claim to be a two hundred for tall fire breathing Kaiju, but it that doesn't mean people should believe me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 15:32:34 No.9569952 Report

Quoted By:

>>9568416
I hope so.
>>9568378
Seems like it at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 15:49:06 No.9569985 Report

Quoted By: >>9569993 >>9570023

>tfw gay but also a porn addict and gay porn can only go so far so you start to wonder if you're actually just straight in denial

is separating porn and sexual orientation sensible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 15:53:12 No.9569993 Report

Quoted By: >>9570013

>>9569985
are you really such a virgin that you think your porn preferences define your sexuality?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:00:52 No.9570013 Report

Quoted By: >>9570028

>>9569993
I am literally a virguin so yes. Is it that obvious that it doesn't?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:02:42 No.9570018 Report

Quoted By:

who wants to watch Drag Race Thailand with me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:05:22 No.9570023 Report

Quoted By: >>9570029

>>9569985
I would recommend actually being with a man and see how you like it. One of the nice things about getting laid was actually doing it and not having problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:07:19 No.9570028 Report

Quoted By: >>9570030

>>9570013
well, let me put it this way. it doesn't matter how much you like harry potter, and it doesn't matter how "confused" you feel over your enjoyment of lord of the rings as well.
until you actually cast a spell and create magic, you're not really a wizard, you're just playing pretend with your wand.

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:08:20 No.9570029 Report

Quoted By: >>9570037

>>9570023
My first time with a dude was pretty terrible. I was close to deciding I was straight and going back into denial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:08:38 No.9570030 Report

Quoted By: >>9570033

>>9570028
so you can't be gay if you were never with a guy? That doesn't sound right

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:10:32 No.9570033 Report

Quoted By: >>9570042

>>9570030
you can be a "harry potter fan" but you're not a real wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:12:25 No.9570037 Report

Quoted By: >>9570176

>>9570029
my first time was actually really nice... but afterwards, as soon as I was alone (which was in my car driving down the interstate and kinda scary) I started uncontrollably dry heaving from a flood of nerves, and I couldn't stop thinking about God hating me thanks to growing up in the bible belt... but I got over it pretty quickly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:13:26 No.9570042 Report

Quoted By: >>9570045 >>9570046

>>9570033
But with that mentality I should just rush to get laid so i can prove myself as a true gay even if it means I do it with someone I'm not comfortable with and I'd never do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:17:08 No.9570045 Report

Quoted By: >>9570061

>>9570042
uhh.. I don't follow the logic.
why would you ever need to "rush" to "prove yourself as a true gay"?
is there some kind of homo olympics you need to qualify for before it's too late or something?
you can take as long as you want to take. and if you're a dude who finds other dudes sexually attractive, then you are "gay" enough anyway... its just that all your little ideas (like thinking porn preferences define you sexuality somehow) are kinda naive and cute (or cringy, depending on how attractive you are).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:18:18 No.9570046 Report

Quoted By: >>9570050 >>9570060

>>9570042
Well, FYI according to /gaygen/, if you're not visiting gloryholes on a weekly basis & you're not into chemsex orgies/fistfucking/ballbusting/saline-injections/cupcacking, you're not gay, you're just pretending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:20:51 No.9570050 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570046
>t. /pol/ troll pretending /pol/ trolls are legitimate posts

or are you just retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:21:57 No.9570053 Report

Quoted By: >>9570067

anyone got the discord link

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:27:54 No.9570060 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570046
>cupcacking
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:29:02 No.9570061 Report

Quoted By: >>9570090

>>9570045
its just that I don't feel like I'm gay because I've never been with a guy. I find guys sexually attractive however and have close to 0 interest in women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:36:20 No.9570067 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570053
Go search for it retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 16:44:11 No.9570090 Report

Quoted By: >>9570164

>>9570061
yeah well, I thought i was bi for years, and even getting my poor ass pounded out by a 9x7 cock and loving every second of it didn't make me think I was any gayer. the only thing that really settled it for me was growing old enough to realize the label isn't really that important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:01:20 No.9570144 Report

Quoted By: >>9570165

>>9569218
>tfw ugly gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:11:05 No.9570164 Report

Quoted By: >>9570169

>>9570090
where can I find said cock?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:12:06 No.9570165 Report

Quoted By: >>9570174 >>9570178 >>9570180

>>9570144
>be ugly gay
>end up with 8.5/10 qt because i have big wiener
>relationship is awful but lasts 2 years because took that long to get over the "but i'll never get a guy this hot again"
>dump him because finally woke up and had enough
>tfw hot guys now look ugly to me and all I want is another sub 6/10 with a great personality to cuddle and grow old with

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:14:03 No.9570169 Report

Quoted By: >>9570187

>>9570164
10 years in the past, attached to a hot-as-fuck fit hairy bear train conductor.
in the present it's attached to a (gay) married overweight unemployed hairy guy who can't keep it up and prefers to bottom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:15:42 No.9570174 Report

Quoted By: >>9570192

>>9570165
At least your dick is big. Mine is average.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:16:13 No.9570176 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570037
I never really had any issues reconciling my religion and my sexuality. I think the only issues regarding my sexuality is just generalized anxiety rather than specifically about one thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:16:34 No.9570178 Report

Quoted By: >>9570192

>>9570165
>end up with 8.5/10 qt because i have big wiener
How did he find out before you met?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:16:48 No.9570180 Report

Quoted By: >>9570192

>>9570165
Did he constantly cheat on you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:19:42 No.9570187 Report

Quoted By: >>9570203

>>9570169
my sincerest condolences

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:22:16 No.9570192 Report

Quoted By: >>9570247

>>9570174
not every guy cares about that.. plus you could just be a bottom

>>9570178
actually he was attracted to me at first because I have long hair and he has weird standards. it started off as a hook-up but we stayed in a relationship because he fell in love with my big wiener.

>>9570180
no, I "cheated" on him a couple times though, because he told me to, because after about 6 months he stopped wanting to have sex. he just wanted to play with my dick and tease me by sucking on it for 30 seconds.. and only when he was sloppy drunk.. so it wasn't even enjoyable.
he had a lot of issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:25:14 No.9570199 Report

Quoted By: >>9570233

>>9569945
They should post pics first if they're interested in me. Im not selling out to whichever ugly faggot wants to jerk off to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:26:12 No.9570203 Report

Quoted By: >>9570209 >>9570223 >>9570233

>>9570187
it's honestly a horrible tragedy.
i found him about a year ago, randomly on an app, and apparently his marriage is open.. i didn't give a crap about his weight gain, but when he went to put it in and just started smashing a limp dong against my hole.. i almost cried. and i spent quite a lot of time desperately sucking him off and trying to keep it hard enough to get in.. but it was no use... so depressing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:28:48 No.9570209 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570203
time is a cruel mistress

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:34:22 No.9570223 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570203
>a horrible tragedy!!!!
jesus christ, just buy him some cialis

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:37:39 No.9570233 Report

Quoted By: >>9570363

>>9570199
I think the burden of proof is on you since you claimed to be cute.
>>9570203
This is why you don't date bears. They have no compunction about getting fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 17:43:23 No.9570247 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570192
>he just wanted to play with my dick and tease me by sucking on it for 30 seconds
sounds fun tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 18:12:23 No.9570363 Report

Quoted By: >>9570573 >>9570619 >>9571612

>>9570233

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 18:51:24 No.9570503 Report

Quoted By: >>9570570

>lost a ton of weight
>every time I wore clothes I would forget I wasn't fat and feel gross
>stopped wearing clothes at home
>still had to keep looking in mirror every now and then to remind myself the fat was gone
>decide to get fit
>the better my body looks, the longer I stare at it in the mirror and admire myself

I'm not sure this increasing narcissism is much better than the former self-loathing

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 19:15:08 No.9570570 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570503
It's better for your self esteem at least.

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 19:16:10 No.9570573 Report

Quoted By: >>9571149

>>9570363
Pls no underage fap bait.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 19:30:13 No.9570606 Report

Quoted By: >>9570650 >>9570717

>tfw you match with someone who looks quite a bit similar to the crush you had during all of high school

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 19:34:23 No.9570619 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570363
gonna need a time stamp champ

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 19:43:28 No.9570650 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570606
Ask if you can call him by your crushes name. lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:01:25 No.9570709 Report

Quoted By: >>9570733

Wish my bf of 7 years would cheat on me. What is wrong with me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:04:11 No.9570717 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570606
>tfw you match with someone you flaked three years ago

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:04:46 No.9570718 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw I just want a hairy fit otter bf with a big wiener who will slide it in and out of my booty hole
>tfw just one more year of hard work and I'll actually be attractive enough to get what I want

patience is a virtue
patience.. is a virtue..
patience... is.. a virtue...

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:12:00 No.9570733 Report

Quoted By: >>9570735

>>9570709
Why do you want him to cheat?
There are a lot of people who get off on the cuck lifestyle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:12:51 No.9570735 Report

Quoted By: >>9570759 >>9570799

>>9570733
Because we haven't had sex in years and our relationship would probably be over if not for the cat we have lel

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:27:20 No.9570759 Report

Quoted By: >>9570763 >>9570765

>>9570735
>we haven't had sex in years
Jesus
>our relationship would probably be over if not for the cat
Sounds like it's time to kill the cat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:30:15 No.9570763 Report

Quoted By: >>9570769

>>9570759
With curiosity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:30:57 No.9570765 Report

Quoted By: >>9570769

>>9570759
We have bills, a househould, hulu+ subscriptions together. I'm probably experiencing what a hetero marriage is.

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:32:51 No.9570769 Report

Quoted By: >>9570781

>>9570763
Obviously.
>>9570765
Sounds like you need to talk it out. Either fix the no sex/bad relationship or break it off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:34:38 No.9570773 Report

Quoted By: >>9570786

Fucking LGBTQ+ faggots. Why can't you be fucking normal and be straight and be the gender you were born as. Instead you're here fucking anyone and everyone cuase your all just obsessed with sex to the point where you would fuck a person of the same gender. Your all fucked up in the mind and need to be thought how life works. Let me tell ya, life is made when a BIOLOGICAL MAN and a BIOLOGICAL WOMAN get together and agree to have a child knowing they would be able to raise it. Y’all can go burn in hell for your stupidity. Fuck you LGBTQ+. You can't figure out how to live life correctly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:36:37 No.9570777 Report

Quoted By: >>9570784 >>9570785

I just started working at a new restaurant. There's a massive group of gay guys. I've never worked with so many before. How do I socialize with them? Hint that a few could suck me off? If I was attractive would they have already started talking to me? REEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:37:08 No.9570781 Report

Quoted By: >>9570791

>>9570769
>talk it out.
lel what are we, two teenage girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:38:35 No.9570784 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570777
Tell them you're gay too and offer to suck their dicks desu

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:38:49 No.9570785 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570777
Treat them like normal coworkers.
>If I was attractive would they have already started talking to me?
Probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:38:54 No.9570786 Report

Quoted By: >>9570797

>>9570773
>men have penises that enjoy being put into holes
>men also have prostates in their butts that enjoy being poked
>women only have holes
>men are obviously made to have sex with each other

why would anyone want kids? are you a pedo or something?

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:39:52 No.9570791 Report

Quoted By: >>9570807

>>9570781
lol You're right. Get an attractive friend to fuck him, then kill your cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:43:08 No.9570797 Report

Quoted By: >>9570811 >>9570813

>>9570786
you have a child to continue your family tree and the human race. thats the point of sex. Two people agreeing to be with eachother to raise a child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:44:12 No.9570799 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570735
>we haven't had sex in years
well go get on his dick then

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:47:00 No.9570807 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570791
Nay, I feel you judged my mood wrongly. I am a a gentle man, I do not wish death on anything.

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:49:09 No.9570811 Report

Quoted By: >>9570818

>>9570797
You can rent a womb for like 50K though. Why buy the cow when you can get the ovum for free(ish).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:50:16 No.9570813 Report

Quoted By: >>9570817 >>9570818

>>9570797
if that were the point of sex, then it wouldn't feel good and you would drop dead right after.

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:51:20 No.9570817 Report

Quoted By: >>9570848

>>9570813
>if that were the point of sex, then it wouldn't feel good and you would drop dead right after.
You're kind of bad at biology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:52:11 No.9570818 Report

Quoted By: >>9570847

>>9570811
So that the child grows up without the mother? so the child grows up in a test tube? So the child grows up thinking gay is okay and then becomes gay themselves?
>>9570813
the partners feel good during sex cuase your brain rewards you for doing somethign that should be continueing th human speices but people have taken it and just use it like a drug. As well as the fact that you need to be alive to raise the child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:53:43 No.9570823 Report

Quoted By:

Sorry for the lack of my ability to spell correctly. I am a bosnian. I do not know english perfectly nor am I typing slowly.
I shall continue to defend my side of the arguement now and say lgbtq+ is not okay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 20:56:47 No.9570835 Report

Quoted By: >>9570845

Who is your music husbando?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 21:00:47 No.9570845 Report

Quoted By: >>9570851 >>9570854

>>9570835
conor oberst from bright eyes
i'm old (28)

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 21:01:29 No.9570847 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570818
>so the child grows up in a test tube?
I lol'd at this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 21:01:30 No.9570848 Report

Quoted By: >>9570850

>>9570817
you're kind of bad at not being an attention whore namefag

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Fri 16 Feb 2018 21:02:47 No.9570850 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570848
Yes, and?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 21:03:56 No.9570851 Report

Quoted By: >>9570864

>>9570845
Never been a fan of his music but I think he looks cute with a beard

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Fri 16 Feb 2018 21:05:52 No.9570854 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570845
I actually tried to think of a person but I've never actually fond over a musician before

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 21:09:00 No.9570864 Report

Quoted By: >>9570895

>>9570851
Are you sure, even after this anon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FIRTw609o8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 21:22:47 No.9570895 Report

Quoted By: >>9571001

>>9570864
Hm, that song's not too bad. I'm not as into indie stuff as I used to be when I was younger, though. Though it probably wouldn't hurt if I re-evaluate his stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 21:58:10 No.9570978 Report

Quoted By:

>grindr has a rotation function for new pictures now
god bless no more screenshotting pictures to make them vertical

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 22:00:10 No.9570985 Report

Quoted By:

is katya really a tranny now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 22:02:54 No.9571001 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570895
Good lad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 22:19:36 No.9571062 Report

Quoted By: >>9571158 >>9574415

>tell them I don't feel like getting fucked atm
>they lose all interest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 22:52:57 No.9571149 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570573
Im 24
I have good genetics from my fathers side. Gonna look like im 20 still when im 30

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 22:55:59 No.9571158 Report

Quoted By: >>9571160 >>9571331

>>9571062
I'm only talking to cute guys because I want their ass. The moment i know that ass is unavailable I'm done dealing with their stupid gay shot. I'd rather hang out with my straight friends not some baby who wants to talk feelings

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 22:57:11 No.9571160 Report

Quoted By: >>9571182

>>9571158
I just want cuddling and oral

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 23:05:58 No.9571182 Report

Quoted By:

>>9571160
Boys who dont what their asses destroyed arent real gays

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2018 23:45:45 No.9571331 Report

Quoted By:

>>9571158
>The moment i know that ass is unavailable I'm done dealing with their stupid gay shot.
Pretty much this. I mean it's not that I'm opposed to talking to cute guys about non sex related stuff, but I'm a busy man with shit to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 00:43:56 No.9571562 Report

Quoted By: >>9571604 >>9571804 >>9572206

>tfw some guys get wayyy too excited, sloppy and wild over me and I just want sensual and intimate sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 00:46:22 No.9571571 Report

Quoted By:

>long-time crush finally talks to me after 1 month of ghosting
>almost cried
fuuuuuuuuck I though I was over him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 00:58:35 No.9571604 Report

Quoted By: >>9571615

>>9571562
>oh em gee i'm like soooo pretty like its like sooo annoying like wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 00:59:17 No.9571612 Report

Quoted By:

>>9570363
Chandler Riggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 00:59:41 No.9571615 Report

Quoted By: >>9571629

>>9571604
keep yourselves in check like normal human beings and I won't complain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 01:02:03 No.9571629 Report

Quoted By: >>9571633

>>9571615
sure thing, mam

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 01:03:00 No.9571633 Report

Quoted By:

>>9571629
atta good boy

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Sat 17 Feb 2018 01:53:45 No.9571804 Report

Quoted By:

>>9571562
Sensual sex is for when you're too tired to do it properly. Or too drunk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 02:15:11 No.9571883 Report

Quoted By: >>9572690

who /fagskate/ here

AnnSkellington

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AnnSkellington Sat 17 Feb 2018 02:58:45 No.9572024 Report

Quoted By: >>9572348

>tfw Valentine's steak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 03:48:24 No.9572206 Report

Quoted By:

>>9571562
I want a guy to get wild and excited over making sensual love to me. Desperately telling me he wants to make me feel like a king very badly, telling me his cock will explode if he doesn’t fill me up lovingly with his batter while cuddling soon

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Sat 17 Feb 2018 03:50:43 No.9572214 Report

Quoted By: >>9572218 >>9572367

If there is a God do you think they care that I suck my boyfriend's Dick in the church parking lot every other day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 03:52:12 No.9572218 Report

Quoted By: >>9572348 >>9572509

>>9572214
if there is a god and it's the christian god, he'd want you to be regretful of your actions and ask for forgiveness, at which point he would no longer care

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Sat 17 Feb 2018 04:34:15 No.9572348 Report

Quoted By: >>9572356

>>9572218
What is there to forgive?

>>9572024
>delmonico new york

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 04:36:40 No.9572356 Report

Quoted By: >>9572360 >>9572380

>>9572348
sexual relations between two men are a sin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 04:37:54 No.9572360 Report

Quoted By: >>9572364

>>9572356
The bible specifically says "if a man lies with another man as he lies with a woman", which means that frotting is fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 04:38:33 No.9572364 Report

Quoted By: >>9572366

>>9572360
that covers any sexual stimulation, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 04:39:14 No.9572366 Report

Quoted By: >>9572368 >>9572375

>>9572364
You can't frot with a woman lmfao.

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Sat 17 Feb 2018 04:39:44 No.9572367 Report

Quoted By: >>9572380 >>9574411

>>9572214
Lol. I don't think God works care. I guarantee he's seen monks do kinkier shit.

He'd probably want you to stop before a little old church lady sees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 04:39:50 No.9572368 Report

Quoted By: >>9572377

>>9572366
lust is also a sin you know

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Sat 17 Feb 2018 04:41:45 No.9572375 Report

Quoted By: >>9572377

>>9572366
I think the equivalent would be hot dogging.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 04:43:13 No.9572377 Report

Quoted By: >>9572380

>>9572368
Then I'll see 90% of the straights in hell.
>>9572375
No. Hotdogging a guy's ass is the equivalent of hotdogging.

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Sat 17 Feb 2018 04:45:15 No.9572380 Report

Quoted By: >>9572479 >>9573172

>>9572356
Says da lort?

>>9572367
The old ladies are asleep. I only do it at night. The parking lot is small and has no lights..pitch darkness

>>9572377
Are you a choir boy?

AnnSkellington

AnnSkellington Sat 17 Feb 2018 05:17:12 No.9572479 Report

Quoted By: >>9572496

>>9572380
That's way less sacrilegious than I thought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 05:21:07 No.9572492 Report

Quoted By: >>9572496 >>9573002

GTFO snowflake namefags

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Sat 17 Feb 2018 05:22:43 No.9572496 Report

Quoted By:

>>9572479
Thx bb

>>9572492
>hur hur a-duurrrrr
>I told those guys! hhmph

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 05:25:07 No.9572509 Report

Quoted By: >>9572520

>>9572218
I only accept a gay god

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

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RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Sat 17 Feb 2018 05:29:47 No.9572520 Report

Quoted By: >>9572527

>>9572509

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 05:30:30 No.9572523 Report

Quoted By: >>9572540

Which sites let me be a slut online while guys watch? Always something I wanted to try but can't get Omegle working.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 05:33:38 No.9572527 Report

Quoted By: >>9572540

>>9572520
OH.MY.GOD O.O

...I love this

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Sat 17 Feb 2018 05:38:51 No.9572540 Report

Quoted By: >>9572558

>>9572523
Chaturbate.
You have to send them a pic of a photo id first before you can go online.

>>9572527
Would you suck the cock of christ? Would you drink of him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 05:42:43 No.9572558 Report

Quoted By: >>9572577

>>9572540
>Would you suck the cock of christ? Would you drink of him?
YES!
We're SO going to hell lol

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

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RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Sat 17 Feb 2018 05:49:28 No.9572577 Report

Quoted By:

>>9572558
Get in, I'll take the express lane

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 06:34:16 No.9572690 Report

Quoted By: >>9572695 >>9572706

>>9571883
That one nip skater who won the gold is so freaking cute. I can't believe him for making anime real.

Also apparently he has this autistic fascination with winnie the pooh which is absurdly cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 06:36:41 No.9572695 Report

Quoted By:

>>9572690
I don't know if yuzu actually has an obsession with pooh or he just likes the character, so his masses of fans overwhelm him with pooh plushies whenever he competes
he donates the plushies to hospitals in the area of where the event is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 06:39:58 No.9572706 Report

Quoted By:

>>9572690
he's such a fucking sweetheart

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 09:24:52 No.9572997 Report

Quoted By: >>9573014

>>9567776
I never understood the appeal of drag bullshit. Seemed like only faghags and the most boring kind of gay enjoyed that kinda crap.

Why not develop some actual personality or interests like a man should instead of just being cringey very ugly and masculine looking women? It's literally just being an "ironic" tranny at this point.

VuVu

VuVu Sat 17 Feb 2018 09:26:36 No.9573002 Report

Quoted By:

>>9572492
This!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 09:34:11 No.9573014 Report

Quoted By: >>9573053

>>9572997
This desu
What I hate even more is how drag queens seem to be the go-to representative for the gay community and all they do is enable the narrative that gays aren’t normal people that can fit in society

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 09:34:50 No.9573015 Report

Quoted By: >>9573028

> mfw he can't stop talking about Rupaul's Drag Race

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 09:43:47 No.9573028 Report

Quoted By: >>9573038 >>9573153

>>9573015
i never understood drag
they just look like monsters to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 09:52:53 No.9573038 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573028
It’s an earlier, more self aware style of trapping

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 09:55:34 No.9573042 Report

Quoted By:

But Théoden was not utterly forsaken. The knights of his house lay slain about him.... Yet one stood there still: Dernhelm the young, faithful beyond fear; and he wept, for he had loved his lord as a father. Right through the charge Merry had been borne unharmed behind him, until the Shadow came; and then Windfola had thrown them in his terror.... Merry crawled on all fours like a dazed beast, and such a horror was on him that he was blind and sick.... He dared not open his eyes or look up.

Then out of the blackness in his mind he thought that he heard Dernhelm speaking; yet now the voice seemed strange, recalling some other voice that he had known.

'Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!'

A cold voice answered: 'Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.'

A sword rang as it was drawn. 'Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.'

'Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!'

Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed.... 'But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 09:56:37 No.9573043 Report

Quoted By:

The winged creature screamed at her, but the Ringwraith made no answer, and was silent, as if in sudden doubt. Very amazement for a moment conquered Merry's fear. He opened his eyes and the blackness was lifted from them. There some paces from him sat the great beast..., and above it loomed the Nazgûl Lord like a shadow of despair. A little to the left facing them stood she whom he had called Dernhelm. But the helm of her secrecy had fallen from her, and her bright hair... gleamed with pale gold upon her shoulders. Her eyes grey as the sea were hard and fell, and yet tears were on her cheek. A sword was in her hand, and she raised her shield against the horror of her enemy's eyes.

Éowyn it was, and Dernhelm also. For into Merry's mind flashed the memory of the face that he saw at the riding from Dunharrow: the face of one that goes seeking death, having no hope. Pity filled his heart..., and suddenly the slow-kindled courage of his race awoke. He clenched his hand. She should not die, so fair, so desperate. At least she should not die alone, unaided.

The face of their enemy was not turned towards him, but still he hardly dared to move.... Slowly, slowly he began to crawl aside; but the Black Captain, in doubt and malice intent upon the woman before him, heeded him no more than a worm in the mud.

Suddenly the great beast beat its hideous wings.... Again it leaped into the air, and then swiftly fell down upon Éowyn, shrieking, striking with beak and claw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 09:57:39 No.9573045 Report

Quoted By:

Still she did not blench: maiden of the Rohirrim, child of kings..., fair but terrible. A swift stroke she dealt, skilled and deadly. The outstretched neck she clove asunder, and the hewn head fell like a stone. Backward she sprang as the huge shape crashed to ruin, vast wings outspread, crumpled on the earth; and with its fall the shadow passed away. A light fell about her, and her hair shone in the sunrise.

Out of the wreck rose the Black Rider, tall and threatening, towering above her. With a cry of hatred that stung the very ears like venom he let fall his mace. Her shield was shivered in many pieces, and her arm was broken; she stumbled to her knees. He bent over her like a cloud, and his eyes glittered; he raised his mace to kill.

But suddenly he too stumbled forward with a cry of bitter pain, and his stroke went wide, driving into the ground. Merry's sword had stabbed him from behind, shearing through the black mantle, and passing up beneath the hauberk had pierced the sinew behind his mighty knee.

'Éowyn! Éowyn!' cried Merry. Then tottering, struggling up, with her last strength she drove her sword between crown and mantle, as the great shoulders bowed before her. The sword broke sparkling into many shards. The crown rolled away with a clang. Éowyn fell forward upon her fallen foe. But lo! the mantle and hauberk were empty. Shapeless they lay now on the ground...; and a cry went up into the shuddering air, and faded to a shrill wailing..., a voice bodiless and thin that died, and was swallowed up, and was never heard again in that age of this world.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 10:01:22 No.9573053 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573014
It's huge contribution to the tranny/gender bullshitter menace within the lgbt community. Nothing but all the catty, snarky, ugly aspects of women turned up to 10 while your average basic shallow gay soyboy with no personality beyond their sexuality shouts 'yaaaas kween' like they're at a fucking Beyonce concert.

It's continues the further idolization of femininity and females in general within liberal cuck society, painted in a coat of "self aware" irony that makes it easier to swallow to starter gays looking for a personality to latch onto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 10:32:29 No.9573088 Report

Quoted By: >>9573136

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJUZTLVRTTI
how does this make you feel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 11:20:01 No.9573136 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573088
>552 likes
>23 dislikes
hmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 11:45:27 No.9573153 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573028
I used to feel the same way, felt uneasy just looking at them but i dunno it just grew on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 12:05:00 No.9573172 Report

Quoted By: >>9573185

>>9572380
nice spot
my favorites: cemetery parking, one next to a kindergarten school and one next to a park (but last time weirdos peeked through the windows so GTFO asap...)
I can't wait for summer and fucking my bf in the bushes like horny animals

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU

RedDreadRevolver !!MfygFLMNBVU Sat 17 Feb 2018 12:15:36 No.9573185 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573172
>cemetery parking
That's on our list of places to play lol

>fuck in the bushes
Last summer my bf and I went to the dog park after hours and ended up fucking on a bench

Public play is exciting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 12:18:10 No.9573188 Report

Quoted By:

What's the point of drag when they don't even look like conventionally attractive women? Do het guys even like the overly caked in makeup fake look?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 12:38:32 No.9573207 Report

Quoted By:

>>9567776

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 13:17:37 No.9573255 Report

Quoted By:

How should I call bf bum?
>bussy
>shitoris
>lovehole
>boipussi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 13:24:06 No.9573265 Report

Quoted By: >>9573270 >>9573272 >>9573286

Please help. Im 18yo and an older guy (40 - 50yo)
began writing me on Grindr today. He was nice but, talking to him, I felt like I do with everyone, like there's an abyss between us and we could as well stop talking with each other and stop wasting our time, because we are not going to be friends, acquitances or anything. He seems to be feeling something different.
He was very polite though so I responded to him back in the best way I could,not just "nice" "ahahahah" "yeah", I feel like a dick if I do that. So we had a conversation today and another yesterday and he asked me to meet him. I already wrote to him I was looking for really young people like me, but he asked me out anyway.

I don't know if he's lonely and I won't assume he is. Maybe he's an happy 50yo on Grindr happy with his life. But there's a chance he's a 50yo lonely man on grindr. He is nice and I don't want to block him randomly. I also wanted to delete my account, (yeah ill be back in a week cause im alone) so yeah. How can I disappear without hurting his feelings? This got so long. sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 13:29:01 No.9573270 Report

Quoted By: >>9573286

>>9573265
just say you're not interested by hooking up with old guys? Tell him there are others young guys who are into this, not you. "Good luck and goodbye"
And if he get creepy & insist, just block him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 13:29:59 No.9573272 Report

Quoted By: >>9573286

>>9573265
Honestly when I was 16-17 I did meet with a 40yo guy who was kinda lonely I guess from his depressing apartment. It was nothing sexual and he never made any move, we just had shared interests and I was kinda lonely too.

But most likely he's a weirdo haha. Just let him know that you're into people your own age firmly again and would rather not keep in touch. Better than ignoring him completely.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 13:39:35 No.9573286 Report

Quoted By: >>9573302

>>9573265
Sorry there's a contradiction there. We began talking yesterday. And I swear he's not a creepy old guy on grindr; I'd know that and would block him right away.

>>9573270
>>9573272

>40yo guy who was kinda lonely I guess from his depressing apartment. It was nothing sexual and he never made any move, we just had shared interests and I was kinda lonely too.

Yeah he's this kind of guy I'm afraid. If he's a lonely weirdo, I don't want to hurt his feelings. After all I dont talk with people expect my family in months.

Thanks a lot anons for advices. But he know Im not into older guys, I dont think he's into me much sexually. He only saw my legs. He just want to be friends, but Im pretty sure its for real. Like he doesnt want to rape me secretly. I dont think is good for me to having my first friend as a 40yo lonely gay grindr guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 13:56:50 No.9573302 Report

Quoted By: >>9573316

>>9573286
you're also a weirdo if you post on 4ch ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 13:59:26 No.9573309 Report

Quoted By: >>9573599

Thoughts? http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1518875911079.webm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 14:03:10 No.9573316 Report

Quoted By: >>9573324

>>9573302
Sure I am. I don't speak with people outside my family since months for a reason. If someone appeared in my life, someone I could resonate with, I'd be so happy. I'm a lonely weirdo and I know what is like, so I don't want to hurt him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 14:12:52 No.9573324 Report

Quoted By: >>9573338

>>9573316
What about him is causing you to justify this much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 14:21:59 No.9573338 Report

Quoted By: >>9573347

>>9573324
Sorry I dont get this post. Do you mean why I care so much?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 14:24:41 No.9573345 Report

Quoted By: >>9573361 >>9573569 >>9573592 >>9577379

New bf won't fuck anymore

We've been going out for a few weeks. At the beginning we fucked a few times. Now he's "tired" or "has to go" when a suitable moment arrives. I think it's because I'm ugly. I ended a perfectly good friendship-with-benefits with a guy I liked so I could be faithful and monogamous in this new relationship, so I'm really starting to resent it.

We've talked about it and he basically says "Yeah I'm just tired maybe later", but then nothing. I don't want to pressure him into sex but I'm not about to become a fucking volcel. Do I just end it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 14:26:04 No.9573347 Report

Quoted By: >>9573359

>>9573338
If there's any confusion, just understand to stay away from grindr creeps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 14:31:36 No.9573359 Report

Quoted By: >>9573563

>>9573347
Lmao anons I'm so fucking naive and retarded. I think he took a hint I don really want to meet him and started acting all cold, like he's now using periods and stopped responding me in the overly nice way he used to. he seems kind of pissed off. well, now I dont have to feel bad about disappearing, do I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 14:32:46 No.9573360 Report

Quoted By: >>9573844

>>9568289
He does kind of like telling me shit like that to make me worry because according to him he thinks it's cute/funny.

>>9568341
Yeah no, I'm not interested in doing anything like that. Obviously, I'm not going to treat him any differently than I was before I found out he has a prosthetic. Stuff like that doesn't mean that people "aren't normal" to me, really. And honestly if it wasn't me worrying about accidentally being insensitive or my intentions being misunderstood, it'd be something else.

I pretty much do that with any interaction I have. I'll go through this post mortem where I'll overanalyze everything I say and do and worry that I did something to upset/annoy the other person.

>>9568362
I was planning on going to work out today, but my usual gym buddy isn't coming and I was thinking of texting him to ask if he was going.

Part of me is worried that he might not want me to but then why would he give me his number?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 14:33:09 No.9573361 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573345
Talk with him
"Jim, i noticed that we dont fuck anymore, is there a broblem?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 15:44:57 No.9573550 Report

Quoted By:

I did it, I actually got a bf

> nowwhat.gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 15:47:54 No.9573563 Report

Quoted By: >>9573591

>>9573359
You need to just stop caring and talking about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 15:48:50 No.9573569 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573345
I fear you may be dating a woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 15:58:05 No.9573591 Report

Quoted By: >>9575055

>>9573563
You are right. what the fuck even am I. I can't even uderstand when some old creep try to it me on a fcking dating app, and I start feeling symphaty toward him and I start asking for advice Lol ! Im not even socially capable enough for a dating app. I really dont see how will I ever be able to get out of this. How can you approach people when sometimes you dont get out for a week. How can you explain where you are coming from. Im so tired. I started doing volunteer work and other stuff because I cant stand staying home any longer. I hope Im just a dumb 18yo having tumblr problems that will go away as soon as Im not a teenager anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 15:58:05 No.9573592 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573345
>a few weeks in
>honeymoon period is already over
>can't communicate about his needs
>doesn't have enough respect for your needs to not jerk you around

dump him, and then see if you can get a pity fuck out of your old FWB and start that back up.

Michael !!+p7orYuvRTo

Michael !!+p7orYuvRTo Sat 17 Feb 2018 15:59:55 No.9573599 Report

Quoted By: >>9573605

>>9573309

It's fucking hot. You haven't lived until you've had a black muscled jock power fuck you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:00:04 No.9573600 Report

Quoted By:

The only reason why I am looking forward to break is seeing my homie and getting my donk succed desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:01:24 No.9573605 Report

Quoted By: >>9573609 >>9573622 >>9573833

>>9573599
do you know any adults who would describe themselves as a jock? I always thought that word was reserved for high schoolers and inadequate early twenties males who are still trying to relive their high school days

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:03:12 No.9573609 Report

Quoted By: >>9573619

>>9573605

Not outside of pornography

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:05:35 No.9573619 Report

Quoted By: >>9573625

>>9573609
yeah man it just stupid to me. if you are a gym rat or a gym bunny then just call yourself that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:07:26 No.9573622 Report

Quoted By: >>9573625 >>9573626

>>9573605
That's kinda weird, anon. I've always thought of a "jock" as just an athletic guy who plays sports. I've never assigned it to an age group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:08:40 No.9573625 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573619
But >>9573622
"Jock" is specifically sports-related. It's not just about having muscles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:09:00 No.9573626 Report

Quoted By: >>9573632

>>9573622
i always considered jock to be a certain social group that people either fit into or don't that mostly dissipates after high school, although in college maybe there are some people who could fit into that archetype

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:11:09 No.9573630 Report

Quoted By: >>9573833

What is your favorite New Vegas DLC and why is it Dead Money?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:11:48 No.9573632 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573626
>a certain social group
Well yeah.. they're the ones playing sports.
If some random guy with muscles hangs out with the jocks but isn't on any team or playing any sport then he wouldn't be considered a jock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:13:07 No.9573639 Report

Quoted By: >>9573650 >>9573652 >>9573658 >>9573663

>>9567776

Boxers, briefs, or other? And why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:17:32 No.9573650 Report

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>>9573639
it's underwear i really don't give a fuck but i wear boxer briefs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:17:46 No.9573652 Report

Quoted By: >>9573666

>>9573639
Prefer to be completely naked, because it's maximum comfort.
When I go in public, boxer-briefs, because they're soft and comfortable and i don't want my junk rubbing around on the rough inside of my pants. Plus my balls are kinda large and my dick is fairly thick even when soft, and I don't want to scandalize any old ladies or scare children or be thought of as the pervert that I actually am in private.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:21:09 No.9573658 Report

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>>9573639

Boxers or boxer briefs for me personally but my boyfriend prefers jockstraps so I wear them too. It was a little unusual at first but you get used to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:23:50 No.9573663 Report

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>>9573639
Boxer briefs because they make me feel cute and my butt look nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:24:26 No.9573666 Report

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>>9573652
rubbing dicks can be nice though when you're first starting and not fully undressed yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 16:44:42 No.9573702 Report

Quoted By: >>9573789 >>9574408 >>9577379

>>9567776

Have you ever hooked up or dated someone from another country? How did it go?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 17:14:17 No.9573760 Report

Quoted By: >>9577379

>>9567776

Would you be fine with someone who had a somewhat boyish face topping you? Or would you just expect him to bottom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 17:20:03 No.9573777 Report

Quoted By: >>9573780 >>9573783 >>9573799 >>9573833 >>9573980

What’s your bf’s IQ?
If you don’t have a bf, what’s your IQ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 17:22:36 No.9573780 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573777

Don't know, don't care

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 17:23:05 No.9573783 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573777
i've never tested for my iq but i would estimate i'm somewhere in the 60 - 70 range

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 17:26:47 No.9573789 Report

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>>9573702
my hookup has spent time in the Dominican Republic and he is a big fag so he had a tough time over there but he was born here though

Delta !8J2oC/F356

Delta !8J2oC/F356 Sat 17 Feb 2018 17:29:00 No.9573799 Report

Quoted By: >>9573802 >>9574401

>>9573777
I did one once
I think I got 112 or something
You can't really assess intelligence like that though, there's different kinds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 17:30:37 No.9573802 Report

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>>9573799
generalized IQ tests are at least currently the best way to measure cognitive ability

Michael !!+p7orYuvRTo

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Michael !!+p7orYuvRTo Sat 17 Feb 2018 17:45:26 No.9573833 Report

Quoted By: >>9577379

>>9573605

Well it is a gay type on Scruff so that's why I used it.

>>9573630

I like them all. Mods are even better.

>>9573777

I would say he is smarter than me in some areas while I'm smarter than him in others. Don't really know the number of our IQ's though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 17:50:04 No.9573844 Report

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>>9573360
you sound like you might ahve some kind of anxiety disorder

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 17:50:06 No.9573845 Report

Quoted By: >>9573849

ha the guy from scary movie 3 did porn
always thought he was hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 17:51:10 No.9573849 Report

Quoted By: >>9573859

>>9573845

Linkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 17:54:33 No.9573859 Report

Quoted By: >>9573877 >>9574395

>>9573849
just google simon rex porn
havent watched any yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 18:01:14 No.9573877 Report

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>>9573859

So far it's just him waking it by himself. Kinda disappointing desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 18:31:48 No.9573980 Report

Quoted By: >>9574392

>>9573777
no bf
mine is 132.. but I also have a really shitty memory and a hard time concentrating... so it means jack shit.
I can figure things out really quickly and easily, but I can't really apply any of that knowledge anywhere, or consistently, because it doesn't stay in my head long enough and I lack the patience to try.

like I'm able to understand complicated physics theorems(or whatever) if I'm really interested in it, but I could never be a physicist because I constantly have to look up how to do basic equations and would get frustrated and walk away constantly.. and after a few hours away I wouldn't remember what the fuck I was even doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:05:58 No.9574345 Report

Quoted By: >>9574357

New thread

>>9574338

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:08:51 No.9574357 Report

Quoted By: >>9574379

>>9574345
hey, you see how replying to this thread with your new link bumped it to the top of the page OVER your new thread?
That's because this thread isn't ready to be replaced yet.
So stop fucking making new threads until the thread hits the bump limit you fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:13:29 No.9574379 Report

Quoted By:

>>9574357
Dont care faggot don't like it then piss off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:15:33 No.9574392 Report

Quoted By: >>9574398

>>9573980
You'll get a boyfriend in no time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:16:34 No.9574395 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573859
I just watched the video and it's not good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:16:38 No.9574398 Report

Quoted By: >>9574404

>>9574392
No, smart people have a harder time finding partners because they're surrounded by normies they can't relate to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:17:37 No.9574401 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573799
How are you Delta ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:18:39 No.9574404 Report

Quoted By:

>>9574398
You sound like you're from r9k

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:19:41 No.9574408 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573702
I once fucked a guy from Chile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:20:45 No.9574411 Report

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>>9572367
Post Bara tiddies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:21:47 No.9574415 Report

Quoted By:

>>9571062
Bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:23:30 No.9574421 Report

Quoted By: >>9574464

New thread

>>9574419
>>9574419
>>9574419
>>9574419
>>9574419

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 20:34:41 No.9574464 Report

Quoted By:

>>9574421
Are you serious? Making a new thread while the "old" one is still on the front page?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Feb 2018 23:45:30 No.9575055 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573591
grindr is a hookup app not a dating app

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Feb 2018 12:11:58 No.9577379 Report

Quoted By:

>>9573345
just rape him already lmao

>>9573760
he's clearly dumber but succeeds better in life; I don't feel fulfill desu but he has a nice but so.....
>>9573702
actually the 2 relationships I have ever had are from other countries: 1 tall Danish (very very nice but too detached of anything), 1 smol Thai guy (sweet but super dumb) [spoiler:lit]and 1 super hot girl from Hawai[/spoiler:lit]

>>9573833
>bf went from cool monkey to slim cat in 6 months
maybe I should stop invite him in restaurants & fast foods: he has lost the will to do sports other than sex

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