Go to vocaroo and read the following ***two parts*** there, first this in an angry male voice:

That's so gay! Homo! Faggot! So you're a queer aren't you? Fag! Queer! Faggot!
What are you, a fag?

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Next part you read in a very sad, tragic female voice:

The next time you use words like these, think about what they really mean. There may not be a next time.

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Then at the end sob mercilessly for 10 seconds straight.