To all the tops who are real men out there, want to find a good man who can cook and clean? Find a humble gay immigrant, whisper sweet nothings in his ear. Soon, you will have an adorable exotic guy wrapped around your little finger, who is way tougher and more modest than disgusting hedonistic American twinkies. Put a ring on it. That's what I did, and now I am living the (gay male) dream. Save America white man, ruin the holes of immigrants in a loving manner, and build a life together