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DIY top surgery attempt failed

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>be me, ftm
>live in russia
>minimum wage cuck
>no surgery for me ever
>decide to do it myself
>watch the youtube tutorials, looks ez
>gather the supplies, wait until roommate is gone
>my tools are fucking shit, the knife is too dull, the needles break, anaesthesia doesn't work
>proceed anyway
>cut off a circular chunk of skin so well so good
>cannot get through the fat layer no matter what I do
>"fuck it, I'm not doing this anymore"
>spend an hour stitching everything back up
>didn't do anything but make my left nipple slightly smaller

Fuck my stupid 25% body fat life. Better luck next time I guess.