I need a person of any gender to play with my ass. It must be no commitment, no long-term emotions. The other person ideally is just looking for a fun way to spend 2 hours. I also can't post my face online for the world to see because I'm interested in keeping this as secret as possible.

What is the life-hack for this situation? To sum it up I just need a friend to have fun with.

Unfortunately I'm a misanthropic shut-in with no networking ;(