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Progesterone made me have an Elon Musk wet dream

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> start my 200mg prog boofing cycle
>Have dream that for some reason I'm in some fancy room just yapping with Elon
>He's telling me his insecurities about how Trump treats him and how he just wants to be liked
>I'm consoling him while scared that he knows I'm a tranny
>He starts coming onto me, eventually it progresses to me starting to give him head
> Confess to him "I'm a transexual if you didn't already know"
>Turns out he didn't know. He doesn't freak out but stops the sex and just starts treating me like a bro and saying transphobic shit while clarifying that hes not talking about "trannies like you"

Fuck this stupid ass molecule. Why is progesterone even worth it again?

>Qott: Anyone else get crazy dreams on Prog? If so what's the craziest?