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red: any family you have of your own generation - male or female- brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, or cousins, all magically get pregnant with children that ALL look like you, and you have to raise them, you can't just abandon them or send them to a home, but you get a gift so you have 10k a year per child, and each child ends up transitioning at a random point between ages 4-8 they develop severe gender dysphoria and all have to go to the local pediatric endocrinologist, who, happily, is more than willing to start them on cross sex hormones when they start puberty since they all seem so terribly dysphoric.
Beyond being trans, the kids are all as happy and well adjusted as you are.

ALSO, there is an enchanted aquarium now in your home, and someone has to manually feed the fish in it everyday, auto-feeders won't work, and if you forget to feed the fish, and nobody else does it for 24 hours, you and the kids all die.

Finally, you get breast implants that look natural but are enormous and jiggle everywhere you walk.

green: you are now a foot shorter in height, but have gained 75 lbs, and are under a powerful spell that never allows you to lose weight no matter what you do. And if you have a penis, or your clit if you have that, is now 2 inches long, and permanently hard 24/7 - while causing no ill effect to you. If you penetrate someone else and orgasm from doing so - it will go soft - but only for 24 hours - then it goes back to rock hard again. Your 2 incher cannot be modified or removed without killing you dead.