I would unironically sign my human rights away to Taftaj. I would become her slave and I'd do whatever she wanted (except for gross stuff like urethral insertion or eating her shit). You know like keeping her house clean, getting a job and giving her all my money, cooking meals for her, going grocery shopping for her, etc. I love the idea of being a submissive house husband like that. It doesn't just get my dick hard, it makes me feel deeply warm and comfy. It's wholesome.
What does this say about me?