>>33426036Look I get what you're asking but first I want to tell you a story, some call it the greatest story ever told and honestly I agree. There are a lot of good messages in this story so you should pay attention, but it is a real story it actually happened as well so keep that in mind. It's about love and love lost, two men drifting in the universe desperately looking for comfort.
man walks into a store, lemonade stand store. And also the man is a duck. so anyways he walking in, and did I mention this is a beautiful day I mean blue skies green fields sun yellow like a soft boiled egg yolk just superb really, he notices a sign and the sign says "lemonade stand store" which is a crazy coincidence because the man (who as we know is a duck) is actually not there for lemonade but he is there for fruit. So he walks up to the man, this man isn't a duck but he is a salesman, and he says "so, do you have any grapes". Now isn't that something, on a bright sunny day a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and says "hey, got any grapes". This angers the man, not the duck the other one, and he starts to get a little red but not like a red grape at all. The duck was yellow by the way, like lemonade. You see the salesman wanted to get rid of yellow (the duck and the lemonade) and the duck wanted red (the salesman and the grapes.) its a good metaphor for unrequited love and it really happened. I think the fact that it was such a nice day really hammered home the fact that no one gives a shit about your unrequited love for man or grape, and that's truly tragic. the blue sky is blue like depression, the green fields are green like jealousy, and that yellow sun? well kids, its a lot like a duck.
The point is, I am about 4" taller.
