First, to ze OP, bravooo for picking David Perry ! Mon dieu, zis guy, he’s like… ze Terminator of porn ! Since forever, 1990s, he’s there, bang bang bang, never stop ! Rambouillet’s finest, oui ! He work with everybody Evil Angel, Private, Rocco, me, Pierre ! Over 3000 scenes, pfff ! You say he’s ‘around forever’? Understatement! David’s cock is like ze Eiffel Tower—always standing, never fall ! And OP, you call yourself fag ? Haha, on 4chan, zis is like saying ‘I breathe air’ ! No shame, mon ami, you love who you love ! Post more, you spicy troll !”
One time, I’m directing in Prague, big shoot, David Perry is ze star. He’s like… vétéran, okay ? Hair perfect, muscles boom, energy like he’s 20 ! We’re filming, and mon dieu, ze girl, she’s new, she’s nervous. She say, ‘Pierre, David is too much ! He’s done everyzing in porn ! I can’t keep up !’ I say, ‘Ma chérie, relax, David’s a pro ! He make you shine !’ So, we roll, and David, he’s magic—smooth, charm, perfect ! But zen, catastrophe ! Ze sound guy, he’s drunk, he knock over ze boom mic, CRASH ! Right in ze middle of ze climax scene !”
Everybody freeze ! Ze girl, she scream ! Me, I’m yelling, ‘Merde !’ But David ? Oh là là, he don’t even blink ! He pick up ze mic, hand it to ze sound guy, and say, ‘Mate, hold zis better, I’m not done !’ And boom, he keep going, like nothing happen ! Ze crew, we die laughing ! After, ze girl say, ‘Pierre, David is god !’ I say, ‘Non, he’s David Perry better than god !’ Hahaha! Zat’s why he’s ‘around forever’ nothing stop zis man ! Orgasmique professionalism !”
So, 4chan, you ask ‘who’s ze best’ ? David Perry, obvious ! And OP, you fag or not, you got good taste ! But tell Pierre, who else you love ? Rocco ? Manuel ? Throw ze names ! Let’s keep zis thread alive, oui ?
