>>1255658Here's another hospital memory.
I woke up to find two nurses had come in, taken off my hospital gown and were peeling open my diaper. I looked around and didn't see my mom anywhere. I had a catheter in and I'd been complaining earlier because it really hurt. One nurse inspected the catheter (they didn't seem to realize I was awake), then she grabbed it and pulled it out like a lawnmower cord.
Two things happened right away: I started crying, and I started peeing.
Without batting an eyelash, the nurse who had pulled out the catheter folded the diaper over my penis and held it there. When she went to throw away the catheter, the other nurse took over and kept the diaper pressed to my penis, like she was stanching a wound. I was still peeing, and the warm wet feeling somehow made the pain from the pulled catheter fade away.
The second nurse held the diaper like that for a little bit longer, then the first nurse came back with a clean diaper, wipes, and some kind of cream. They pulled away the wet diaper, used the wipes to clean me VERY thoroughly (which made me squirm because the attention felt good but my penis was also still quite sore), then they wiped cream all over down there, especially the tip. Then they put the clean diaper on me. Pretty sure they left without saying a word.
My mom walked in almost the second they walked out. She immediately came over and hugged me. I was stunned because I got the impression that she'd been waiting outside the room the whole time, just because she didn't want to be there when they pulled the catheter out.
Side note: when the nurses left, they forgot to put the gown back on me, so I was lying in the bed wearing nothing but a diaper.