Imagine being Donkey Kong in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Candy Kong, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and gorgeous face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." Like seriously imagine having to be Donkey Kong and not only she stands in there while she winks at you and tells you to come and fuck her, the favorable lighting exposing her beautiful brown fur and smooth skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that scene as a reward for buying Bonjo Blast from her. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous mommy milkers but her naughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT!! and DAMN, CANDY KONG LOOKS LIKE THAT??!! because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her irresistible fucking angel face contort into types of hotness you didn't even know existed before that day. That big gorilla bastard have been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in DK Island. You've never even seen anything this fucking sexy before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out of her pits as she standing there suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could give a raise to every single person in this room before the studio secretly could put her down. You really want to have sex with that tight blonde monkey pussy, but you stand there and resist the urge to fuck her, because you're fucking DONKEY KONG and you're starting in a video game made for kids. You're going to lose your future career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
