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Take the red pill: You can only fap to one waifu for the rest of your life, however, you have every fapworthy picture of that waifu on an indestructible flash drive, organized by quality and content. Your waifu also comes to visit one month a night, that night will last 36 hours long, only you can see her, and you're free to do whatever you want with her. If you cause her harm, she will not come again. Taking the red pill also means accepting a life of living on welfare for the rest of your life, and you must also work a full time job from which you will receive absolutely nothing.

Take the blue pill: Nothing happens, and you never get a chance to see what could have been.

Post your waifu along with your choice.